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Arnie States is a Texas-born comedian and performer known for his candid humor, podcasting presence, and engaging live shows. Born September 17, 1971, in Garland, Texas, he rose to prominence with his debut comedy album
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(2014) on the Arnie States label. Recorded in Reno, Nevada, the album features memorable tracks like Porno Lovers, The Donkey Show, Crank Calls, and more, and peaked at #4 on the Billboard Top Comedy Albums chart and #3 on the iTunes Comedy Chart. Beyond stand-up, Arnie is widely recognized for his appearances on Travel Channel’s Man v. Food and for his longtime role in The Rob, Arnie, and Dawn Show. Today, his public-facing presence centers on The Arnie States Show (A.S.S.), with active social media communities on Facebook and Instagram. This page highlights his biography, discography highlights, and upcoming tour information so fans can easily secure their seats for live performances across venues.
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Whether you’ve followed his journey from Garland to stages across the country, or discovered him through radio or streaming, Arnie States delivers approachable, relatable humor with a Texas storyteller’s charm. Explore his career milestones, listen to key tracks from his breakthrough album, and stay updated on tour dates to secure your seats for a night of candid comedy and engaging storytelling. We’ve got you covered with reliable, straightforward access to tickets and show details across cities.
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Whether you’ve followed his journey from Garland to stages across the country, or discovered him through radio or streaming, Arnie States delivers approachable, relatable humor with a Texas storyteller’s charm. Explore his career milestones, listen to key tracks from his breakthrough album, and stay updated on tour dates to secure your seats for a night of candid comedy and engaging storytelling. We’ve got you covered with reliable, straightforward access to tickets and show details across cities.
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