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You've got a guy in the business looking out for you. Artie Lange is a veteran comedian and performer known for his work on The Howard Stern Show and MADtv, plus his engaging stand-up specials and memoir. This page provides a clear, straightforward path to secure your Artie Lange tickets, with reliable details on upcoming shows, background, and how to catch him live in venues across the country.

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From selling out Carnegie Hall in a matter of hours to performing at trusted venues across major cities, Artie Lange brings his signature storytelling, humor, and candid insights to the stage. We’ve got you covered with current tour info and easy ticket access.

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Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to Artie Lange’s comedy, secure your seats with confidence. If you’re looking for the latest shows, we list verified dates, venues, and ticket options with transparent details. For more updates, follow Artie Lange on social media and stay tuned for new appearances as he continues to bring his unique voice to live stages.

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Public coverage includes discussions of his career and health from outlets like Newsweek, providing context as you plan your next show outing.

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Quick Facts About Artie Lange

  • Artie Lange rose to fame as a longtime contributor to The Howard Stern Show (2001–2009) and as a MADtv cast member.
  • He authored the memoir Too Fat to Fish (2008), which debuted at No. 1 on The New York Times Best Seller list.
  • Discography includes two stand-up albums: The Stench of Failure (2014, Comedy Central Records) and It's the Whiskey Talkin' (2022, Too Fat to Fish Inc./MyComedyStore).
  • Major career milestone includes selling out Carnegie Hall for the New York Comedy Festival in three hours.
  • In 2025 he continued live performing, with confirmed appearances such as October 2, 2025 at New York Comedy Club in New York, NY.
  • He uses the Twitter/X handle @artiequitter; public discussions of his career and health have been covered by outlets like Newsweek.

Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to Artie Lange’s comedy, secure your seats with confidence. If you’re looking for the latest shows, we list verified dates, venues, and ticket options with transparent details. For more updates, follow Artie Lange on social media and stay tuned for new appearances as he continues to bring his unique voice to live stages.

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Public coverage includes discussions of his career and health from outlets like Newsweek, providing context as you plan your next show outing.

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