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Meet Delphine and Carmela Calamari, the brassy sisters from Brooklyn who turned a spoof cooking show into a nationally touring musical comedy sensation. Cooking with The Calamari Sisters blends high-energy show tunes, Italian classics, and quick-witted cooking skits into a cabaret-style experience you won’t forget. Created by Jay (James) Falzone, Dan Lavender, and Stephen Smith, the show traces its roots to Rochester before expanding to venues across the country. If you’re after a lively night out with laughter, music, and a touch of kitchen chaos, this is the performance to secure your seats for.

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Important note for fans: this is not a traditional concert. It’s an immersive, tongue-in-cheek cooking-and-chorus show, with audience interaction and a playful, family-friendly vibe. We’ve got you covered with easy, no-fuss ticket access to every upcoming date.

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Quick Facts About Cooking with The Calamari Sisters

  • Stars: Delphine and Carmela Calamari, brassy sisters from Brooklyn, hosts of a spoof cooking show integrated into the performance.
  • Genre: musical comedy / cabaret-style show with show tunes, Italian classics, and comedy, not a traditional concert.
  • Creators: Jay (James) Falzone, Dan Lavender, and Stephen Smith; origin traced to Rochester and early productions before expanding nationally.
  • Awards/recognition: The show has earned positive press from outlets like Philadelphia Inquirer and Broadway World; it has sustained a multi-city tour for over a decade.

Upcoming 2025 Tour Dates

  • Smith Opera House, Geneva, NY — Oct 4–5
  • The Calamari Sisters' Clam Bake at The Newton Theatre, Newton, NJ — Oct 17
  • Auburn Public Theater, Auburn, NY — Dec 5–7
  • OFC Creations at Winton Place, Rochester, NY — Dec 11–14
  • Regent Theatre, Arlington, MA — Dec 20–21
  • Broadway Theatre of Pitman, Pitman, NJ — Dec 26–28

Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to the Calamari Sisters’ world, we’ll help you find seats that fit your plans. Check the individual venue pages for precise showtimes, seating options, and availability.

Biographically, the Calamari Sisters—Delphine and Carmela—are brassy, larger-than-life performers who fuse humor with heartfelt musical numbers. Their show draws from a blend of Broadway show tunes, timeless Italian classics, and comedic kitchen sketches, all wrapped in a playful, cabaret-style package. The creators behind the franchise, Jay Falzone, Dan Lavender, and Stephen Smith, helped launch the project in Rochester before it gained a national footprint, winning praise from outlets like the Philadelphia Inquirer and BroadwayWorld for its charm and enduring appeal.

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Venue details: Each venue page provides essential information—address, accessibility, nearby dining, and parking options—to help you plan your visit and secure your seats with confidence.

Discography Highlights & Show Tour Notes

  • Showcase-style releases featuring a mix of original numbers and beloved standards.
  • Live performance recordings that capture the comedic timing and interactive moments from the touring production.
  • Tour-wide consistency: a decade-long multi-city tour with friendly, audience-inclusive performances.

Social links and official sites: Official Calamari Sisters, Facebook, X, Instagram

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