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Goldie Lookin' Chain (GLC) hail from Newport, Wales, formed in 2000. Known for their sharp, satirical take on consumer culture and Welsh life, they’ve carved a unique niche in UK hip-hop with witty lyrics and memorable hooks. Their catalog spans 20+ releases, blending humor with social commentary. Below you’ll find a detailed bio, discography highlights, and up-to-date tour information for their 2025 Still Safe As Fuk Tour across the UK. We’ve got you covered for tickets, captions, and social links to keep you in the loop.

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Follow Goldie Lookin' Chain on their official channels for tour news, audio drops, and behind-the-scenes content. We’ve included direct links to their official site and social profiles to help you stay connected. Whether you’re in Newport, Cardiff, or Newcastle, secure your seats with ease and enjoy an unmistakable voice in British comedy-rap.

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Quick Facts About Goldie Lookin' Chain

  • Originating in Newport, Wales (formed 2000) and known for satirical, explicit hip-hop spoofting of consumer culture and Welsh life.
  • UK chart highlights include Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do reaching UK #3 (2004) and Greatest Hits debuting at UK #5; Your Missus Is a Nutter peaked at UK #14.
  • Discography spans 20+ releases, including 2004 Greatest Hits (Atlantic), 2005 Safe as Fuck (Warner), 2008 Under the Counter (Shellshock), and 2024 The Mix Tape 6, plus 2023 Mike Balls Boutique (1983 Records).
  • In 2024–2025 they released new material (e.g., Mike Balls Boutique; Newport Banksy content) and announced a Still Safe As Fuk Tour across the UK in 2025 with multiple dates and venues.
  • Social media and online presence is active via their official site YouKnowIt (glc tour news, feeds) and the group maintains official SoundCloud uploads and socials.

The records

Goldie Lookin' Chain Discography

  • The Mix Tape 6
    2024 · Unknown
  • Mike Balls Boutique
    2023 · 1983 Records
  • Safe as Fu*k
    2018 · Unknown
  • Fear of a Welsh Planet
    2017 · Unknown
  • Pill Communication
    2016 · Unknown
  • Kings of Caerleon
    2013 · Lonestar Records
  • Blue Waffle
    2011 · Unknown
  • It's a Goldie Lookin Christmas (The Fairytale of Newport)
    2010 · Unknown
  • The Mix Tape Two
    2010 · Unknown
  • Alternate Universe
    2009 · Gold Dust Records
  • Asbo4Life
    2009 · Gold Dust Records
  • Under the Counter
    2008 · Shellshock
  • GLC Mixtape: Now! That's What I Call Proper Music
    2008 · Unknown
  • Safe as Fuck
    2005 · Warner Music Group
  • Greatest Hits
    2004 · Atlantic Records
  • The Manifesto
    2003 · Self-released
  • The Party Album
    2002 · Self-released
  • The Return of the Red Eye
    2002 · Self-released
  • Chain's Addiction
    2001 · Self-released
  • Don't Blame the Chain
    2001 · Self-released

The hits

Top Goldie Lookin' Chain Songs

  • Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do
    2004 · #3 UK
  • Your Mother's Got a Penis
    2004 · #14 UK
  • Your Missus Is a Nutter
    2005 · #14 UK
  • You Knows I Loves You
    2004 · #22 UK
  • R'N'B
    2005 · #26 UK
  • Half Man Half Machine
    2004 · #32 UK
  • Turkey Teeth
    2025 · Not charted

Follow Goldie Lookin' Chain on their official channels for tour news, audio drops, and behind-the-scenes content. We’ve included direct links to their official site and social profiles to help you stay connected. Whether you’re in Newport, Cardiff, or Newcastle, secure your seats with ease and enjoy an unmistakable voice in British comedy-rap.

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