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Half Man Half Biscuit (HMHB) are a Manchester-born indie band renowned for their wry, winking lyrics and sharp observation of British life. Since their debut, they’ve carved out a cult following with clever wordplay, melodic hooks, and a prolific streak that’s kept them in the conversation for decades. Their latest album All Asimov and No Fresh Air (June 13, 2025) sits atop the conversation in 2025, peaking at UK #8 on the Official Albums Chart. Here you’ll find a concise biography, milestone discography highlights, and upcoming tour dates to help you secure your seats with zero fuss.

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From indie chart toppers to cult classics, HMHB have consistently delivered records that resonate with fans who appreciate humor, rarity, and a bit of mischief in their music. We’ve got you covered with essential show details and direct links to official channels for the most reliable information.

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For the latest on HMHB’s touring, recordings, and announcements, follow the band through official channels and trusted fan networks. Date specifics, venues, and ticketing links are refreshed as tours are announced and updated. Date to be announced (if applicable) will be clearly indicated, and rescheduled events will be labeled accordingly. Stay connected with official avenues for the most accurate information.

The essentials

Quick Facts About Half Man Half Biscuit

  • Latest album All Asimov and No Fresh Air (June 13, 2025) peaked at UK #8 on the Official Albums Chart.
  • Highest-charting studio album: No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut reached UK #33 (2018).
  • Debut album Back in the DHSS topped the UK Indie Chart; The Trumpton Riots EP topped the UK Indie Singles Chart.
  • Recent 2025 singles include Horror Clowns are Dickheads (from All Asimov and No Fresh Air).
  • 2025 tour includes Bethesda (4 Apr 2025), Ulverston (16 May 2025), Castleton (25 Jul 2025), Glasgow (19 Sep 2025), Wolverhampton (7 Nov 2025).
  • Official HMHB site: halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk; Bandcamp presence and fan-compiled gig reports supplement the touring/news cycle.

The records

Half Man Half Biscuit Discography

  • All Asimov and No Fresh Air
    2025 · R. M. Qualtrough
  • The Voltarol Years
    2022 · R. M. Qualtrough
  • No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
    2018 · Probe Plus
  • Urge for Offal
    2014 · Probe Plus
  • 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
    2011 · Probe Plus
  • CSI:Ambleside
    2008 · Probe Plus
  • Achtung Bono
    2005 · Probe Plus
  • Cammell Laird Social Club
    2002 · Probe Plus
  • Trouble over Bridgwater
    2000 · Probe Plus
  • Four Lads Who Shook the Wirral
    1998 · Probe Plus
  • Voyage to the Bottom of the Road
    1997 · Probe Plus
  • Some Call It Godcore
    1995 · Probe Plus
  • This Leaden Pall
    1993 · Probe Plus
  • McIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt
    1991 · Probe Plus
  • Back Again in the DHSS
    1987 · Probe Plus
  • Back in the DHSS
    1985 · Probe Plus

The hits

Top Half Man Half Biscuit Songs

  • The Trumpton Riots
    1986 · UK Singles: 99; UK Indie: 1
  • Dickie Davies Eyes
    1986 · UK Singles: 86; UK Indie: 1
  • No Regrets (with Margi Clarke)
    1991
  • Look Dad No Tunes
    1999
  • Alehouse Futsal
    2018
  • Rogation Sunday's Here Again!
    2022
  • Horror Clowns are Dickheads
    2025

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Social media updates provide timely news and tour changes. For the most reliable behind-the-scenes info and fan reports, you can also explore community gig logs and press coverage online.

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