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How To Break Up By Text Tour Dates & Tickets

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How To Break Up By Text is a bold, witty comedy property created and hosted by Allison Goldberg. Originating as a live NYC/LA performance, the concept evolved into an Audible Original that blends celebrity readings of breakup texts with expert commentary. Goldberg has assembled a range of guests, including Iliza Shlesinger, Margaret Cho, and Bobby Moynihan, delivering sharp humor and relatable insights. While the brand remains strongest in audio, it stays active across social channels and related projects, including Love Isn’t Blind, which continues to tour in multiple cities.

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The live experience

What reaches the room

Biography, discography highlights, and touring status for How To Break Up By Text. Learn about the creator behind the show, Allison Goldberg, and explore a timeline of notable guests and moments from the Audible Original. For fans in cities across the country, stay tuned as live appearances and related projects like Love Isn’t Blind continue to bring the brand to stages near you. Follow official social channels for updates and behind-the-scenes content: Instagram and TikTok provide a window into Goldberg’s comedic world.

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The essentials

Quick Facts About How To Break Up By Text

  • Creator and host: comedian Allison Goldberg; the show originated as a live NYC/LA performance before being adapted for Audible.
  • Audible Original: How To Break Up By Text is an Audible podcast hosted by Goldberg, featuring celebrity readings of breakup texts and expert commentary.
  • Celebrity guests: Iliza Shlesinger, Margaret Cho, Bobby Moynihan and other notable comedians have participated.
  • Social presence: Goldberg’s official site indicates active social channels (Instagram and TikTok) as part of her public profile.
  • Touring status: As of February 2026, there are no publicly announced 2025 live events for How To Break Up By Text; the brand is primarily carried as an audio/comedy property.
  • Related projects: Goldberg also hosts Love Isn’t Blind, a separate comedy/dating concept, currently touring in multiple cities.

Social & Contact

For the latest updates, follow Allison Goldberg across her official channels. We’ll keep you posted on new dates, special appearances, and project announcements as the touring landscape evolves.

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